ribactus siblings

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust)

my-dick-is-a-metaphor:

hey mate wanna HANG out ha ha get it cause im on a clothesline just little bird humour for ya
stuning:

someone took ‘drive thru’ a bit seriously

theheroheart:

I really enjoy Adam Scott struggling not to smile at Amy Poehler’s hilarity.

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